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jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

pussylipgloss:

my children: hey mom whats for dinner??

me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!

my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days

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kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

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(Source: killllua, via anus)


Roger Waters and David Gilmour during the recording of Meddle.

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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zodiacbaby:

*something scary in the movie happens*

OMG!

*grabs ur dickk*

(via donnacabonna)

unicornfan:

pitbull:

thejory:

unicornfan:

pitbull who is partying at 4:30 on a tuesday

Uhhh true fans of Mr 305pitbull talk some sense into this fool

The party never ends. Enjoy life #dale

dam…
tommypickles:

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

52/100 most played songs on my iTunes

Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz

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fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 


son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

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